Going to miss the Nowacking panel at BABScon. Nuuuuuu!
Green Weenie - the embodiment of the malevolence inherent in the Department of Defense bureaucracy, directed towards enlisted, noncommissioned officers, and junior officers in a case of metaphorical sodomy. Although typically associated with the Marine Corps, the term applies to the Army equally as green is kinda one of our signature colors. Curiously, the Green Weenie does not seem to affect senior officers and NCOs but it may very well be that after decades of trauma they simply do not feel it anymore.
"It is what it is" - a statement of resigned acceptance (or perhaps equanimity - look it up, it’s a great word) typically uttered when soldiers do not get their way, commonly because of the Green Weenie.
Cripes I’ve been drinking and talking about ponies for the past 7 hours what the hell. Wait, idea. I will make an Ask blog about an OC who owns a game store and plays traditional games. Now I just need to go learn how to draw. And decide whether s/he will be a unicorn or earth pony because eff pegasi that’s why. Everypony and their goddamn mother is a pegasus pony.
I came across this the other day and after hours of staring into space, I wrote some more lyrics for it. FiW Twilight is one of the greatest things.
Cadance is Evil
Cadance is mean
As hateful as
a changeling queen
and she had better run
Or she’ll hate her life when I’m done because
Cadance is evil
She doesn’t deserve to fall in love
I said Cadance is evil
I ruined her life because I hate her guts
My special day
Was ruined when she
stood in my way
She stole my brother dear
Which is why I made her disappear because
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that the Military Star Card, unlike regular credit cards, is not accepted off-post. The premium card, however, is. Thus, you should never do anything in half measures and just apply for the damn premium card.